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August 1, 2020

      Dear Dr. Smith,

      I love your column in The Saunders Report. In fact, it's the main reason I subscribe. I have never been to a psychologist but feel comfortable writing to you.

      I am a 56-year-old divorced woman who loves being alone. I...

July 23, 2020

      

      There are only two possible answers when it comes to the saddest country music song of all time: it's either I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry by Hank Williams or He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones.

      Fight me.

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June 30, 2020

      Sorry, Michael. You are no longer the worst "Bolton" in the world.

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June 23, 2020

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      Who's there?

      Ain'tcha.

      Ain'tcha who?

      Ain'tcha mama on the pancake box?

     When you heard that joke in Rockingham as kids in the 1960s, you either laughed or punched somebody in th...

June 9, 2020

      It might've been the weirdest telephone call ever received.

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      Perhaps it was my 10-year-old brain convincing me that I had a cloak of invisibility, and that if I walked around inside the A&P while eating that honeybun I hadn't paid for, nobody would see me.

      Genius, right?

     Or, possibly, one of my...

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