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AT LAST! A perfect Christmas gift for everyone you love!







  Two Christmas seasons ago, we - or rather, our staffing agency - goofed.

Bad.

You see, every Christmas season, in anticipation of increased demand, we request five extra elves to help with packaging, mailing and delivering our books.

Not only does this ensure that you'll get your copies of Do Unto Others... And Then Run and ...And The Horse You Rode In On, Saunders on time, but it helps keep the elves off the streets and out of trouble: elves with too much time on their hands can be - well, it's not something you want to encounter.

The staffing agency, unfortunately, didn't send us five elves: they sent us five Elvises! (Five Elvi?) They could sing and shake their hips, but they didn't know squat about packaging.

Scores of readers complained that their books arrived late: we apologize.


All is well now, though, and the warehouse is humming. Here, just in time for the Yuletide season, is the perfect gift, one guaranteed to give years of reading enjoyment to the bibliophile in your life.

      You can get 10 years' of award-winning columnist** Barry Saunders' columns in time for the low, low price of $20, or 20-plus years worth of columns for $40. That includes taxes and postage.

      That's nearly 500 columns on every topic you can imagine - and some you can't.

Book sales are what allows us to keep the The Saunders Report free, so buy copies for family, friends, co-workers, enemies, everybody.

      Operators aren't standing by, but you can still get both Do Unto Others... And Then Run and ....And The Horse You Rode In On, Saunders here:




There aren't many things better than Elvis in a jumpsuit - unless you're expecting elves to help pack and ship Christmas gifts.

 

 

      

      Please send your mailing address to barrysaunders05@gmail.com, and Santa will have it out the door in time for Christmas.

      Also, please remember to include the name of the literate recipient who'll be receiving the book(s).

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

      HAPPY KWANZAA!!!

      HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!





 

 

 



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Meet Barry Saunders

For over 20 years, Barry was a columnist for The News & Observer in Raleigh, NC. He also wrote for other publications, such as the Atlanta Constitution and the Richmond County Daily Journal. Often described as powerfully honest and illustratively funny, Barry's writing is both loved and hated by readers- sometimes simultaneously.  

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Want more? Get your own copy of one of Barry's published books featuring reader favorites (and not so favorites) from his years writing columns for The News & Observer. Titled "Do Unto Others...And then Run" and "...And The Horse You Rode In On Saunders!", they're full of guaranteed entertainment. 

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