WHY CLOSING? WHY ONLY SELL RIBS AFTER 4 ON SATURDAY? Where did most of your customers come from? How long been opened? Is father’s name Bob?
As much as for his books and movies, Gore Vidal is remembered for his oft-stated belief that one should “never pass up a chance to have sex or be on television.”
He should’ve added “or to go to your favorite barbecue joint because you don’t know when it’s going to shut down.”