When a man loves his country, he won't wait until a book deal to try to save it.


Sorry, Michael. You are no longer the worst "Bolton" in the world.

No, music lovers have not pardoned the croakin' crooner for desecrating When A Man Loves A Woman in 1991. He still deserves the opprobrium of the masses and the finger - uh, on the radio dial button whenever his version of that song comes on.

What's more enjoyable than listening to Michael Bolton mutilate Percy Sledge's classic?

● Tongue-kissing a llama that's been eating Oreo cookies

● Watching every movie Whoopi Goldberg and Jim Belushi ever made