Here's what they should've named that royal young 'un.

I like peanut butter and soda crackers. I really do.

While working at Sandhurst Hosiery Mill in

Rockingham, I'd whip up a batch of those bad boys before work and stuff them in all of my pockets to snack on, since I could never last until lunchtime without eating and I was danged if I was going to spend a whole quarter for six little bitty Nabs from the vending machine.

(If you ever purchased a pair of L'eggs Control Top pantyhose with Peter Pan smudged on the toe - sorry.)

Good thing peanut butter and soda crackers are nutritious and filling, since it appears that is what I'll be eating for awhile after losing my lunch money.

So certain was I that I knew what Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were going to name their son that I bet big on it.

Archie? Who could have suspected Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor?