At Last!!! A perfect gift for everyone you love - and everyone you don't.


Scratching your head trying to think of the perfect gift for that special friend?

Well, Santa Barry says "scratch no more!"

To everyone anxiously awaiting the arrival of the books you ordered from The Saunders Report, we apologize: anticipating increased orders during the Christmas season, we requested five elves to help with packaging, mailing and delivering.

Unfortunately, the staffing agency sent us five Elvises! (Five Elvi?) They could sing and shake their hips, but they didn't know squat about packaging.


All is well now, though, and the warehouse is humming. Here, just in time for the Yuletide season, is the perfect gift*, one guaranteed to give years of reading enjoyment to the bibliophile in your life.

You can get 10 years' of award-winning columnist** Barry Saunders' columns in time for the low, low price of $20, or 20-plus years for $40. That includes taxes and postage.

That's nearly 500 columns on every topic you can imagine.

Operators aren't standing by, but you can get both Do Unto Others... And Then Run and ....And The Horse You Rode In On, Saunders here:

Get the Books!

*Also makes an excellent doorstop.

** Psst. Just between us, the award he won the spelling bee in Mrs. Robinson's 6th grade class at Leak Street School in Rockingham (probably because all of the smart kids were out sick that day).

Please send your mailing address to barrysaunders05@gmail.com, and Santa will have it out the door in time for Christmas.

Also, if you'd like it signed, just tell us to whom.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

HAPPY KWANZAA!!!

HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!


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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Meet Barry Saunders

For over 20 years, Barry was a columnist for The News & Observer in Raleigh, NC. He also wrote for other publications, such as the Atlanta Constitution and the Richmond County Daily Journal. Often described as powerfully honest and illustratively funny, Barry's writing is both loved and hated by readers- sometimes simultaneously.  

BEYOND THE REPORT

Want more? Get your own copy of one of Barry's published books featuring reader favorites (and not so favorites) from his years writing columns for The News & Observer. Titled "Do Unto Others...And then Run" and "...And The Horse You Rode In On Saunders!", they're full of guaranteed entertainment. 

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