WAKE UP, AMERICA. Russian takeover plot underfoot.

Russians trying to derail our political system from

inside the White House?

Who knows?

Russian's trying to derail every other aspect of American life?

We don't need an investigation for that one.

It's as clear as the cap on your head or the plastic shoes on your feet that there is presently a nefarious plot to undermine American life.

GQ magazine, a style bible for many fashion-conscious men, recently ran a story advising American men - sit down for this one, style guru Lloyd Boston - that it is now acceptable to wear baseball caps with suits.