If you can't trust a man in a suit - can you automatically trust one in a ratty T shirt and hood

If you're in doubt, here are four ways to know you're old:

◆You wear your belt four inches below your chin.

◆ You sing the praises of reading glasses to everyone you meet.

◆ You read the calorie content of egg nog before you buy it. (You buy it anyway.)

◆ You are genuinely surprised that social media sites such as Facebook have been selling your private - tee hee - information.