Sorry, homes. I'm busy arranging my socks by color.
It's unlikely Morehouse College will be calling me when it seeks a compelling commencement speaker for 2020, but just in case President Thomas runs out of people and finally gets waaaay down on his Rolodex, I'm already trying to come up with a good excuse for turning him down.
“Arranging socks” is as far as I’ve gotten in the alphabet so far....
I like peanut butter and soda crackers. I really do.
While working at Sandhurst Hosiery Mill in
Rockingham, I'd whip up a batch of those bad boys before work and stuff them in all of my pockets to snack on, since I could never last until lunchtime without eating and I was danged if I was going to spend a whole quarter for six little bitty Nabs from the vending machine.